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We Don't Drink the Soup--We Eat It!

9/16/2013

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My students had to identify the main verbs in a paragraph and mistakenly marked a few infinitives like the following:

Chop the carrots into small pieces to make them cook faster.

So I explained that the infinitive bolded above is working more like an adverb. Compare the above sentence to the following:

Chop the carrots in small pieces quickly/efficiently/whimsically.

Infinitive verb phrases like these provide a reason for the main verb (chop), and thus, it is not the main verb of the sentence. 

Person A: "Why did you chop the carrots into small pieces?"
Person B: "To make them cook faster."

I then wrote the following sentence on the board as an example:

She ate the soup to make him happy. 

This example looks a bit contrived, but it really happened. I made some soup last weekend that turned out pretty bad, so I couldn't help but tell my class this story about my wife's polite endurance and my two-year-old son's brutal honesty: 

"UGH! OH YUCK!" "Charlie! We don't say 'yuck' with food. It's very rude." "Daddy, this soup is not very good." (Honestly, it was real bad)

— Bill Blond (@BillsEnglish) September 11, 2013
Anyway, so then I went on to explain the grammar: 

Me: "See, this part, 'to make him happy,' is the reason. You could ask, 'Why did she eat the soup?' and the answer would be, 'to make him happy.'"

Student: "Eat it?"

Other Student: "No, drink it."

Student: "Drink the soup!"

Me: "I'm sorry, what?"

Other student: "It should be drink!"

Me: "Oh, okay, I see. Yes, in many languages you drink soup. I know that in Japanese, Chinese, Korean, and Arabic, you drink soup,  but in English, you eat it."

Students: "Whaaaat?! Why?!"

Luckily, I found out from a German-speaking colleague that Germans eat their soup as well, so I knew there was some safety in numbers and I was able to cite that as another example:

Me: "I don't know, but in English and in German, most of our soups have pieces in it that you have to chew. Anyway, you can say 'drink soup,' and people will get what you mean, but it will just sound weird."

Student: "I think you should change your way." (if more languages say drink, then English should do that, too).

I'm not so familiar with Middle-Eastern soups, but I know the soups I encountered in Korea and Japan were mostly liquid, and they were quite drinkable. Most American soups, on the other hand, are not. Of course this is all anecdotal and based on my own limited culinary knowledge, but I think the soups of European descent (if there were such a thing--we'll need genetic testing to be sure) seem to be chunkier in nature. Even drinkable soups like tomato soup are often accompanied with a grilled cheese sandwich, an instantiation of the Soup and Sandwich Phenomenon (on a side note, while I was conducting grilled cheese research, I discovered "the cheese dream." Thank you, Wikipedia for documenting this gem of an Americanism). 

I don't know why, but these kinds of interactions intrigue me every time. The shock and surprise in my students' voices when they hear something strange about English--their reaction, it's always new, always sudden, that I feel like I get to learn it all again along with them. It never gets old.

How about you? Are there any things you teach that always seem to surprise your students? Do you get a kick out of seeing them discovering the weirdness of English?

-Bill
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I Like Big Books and I Cannot Lie...

7/23/2013

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I had a student when I taught in Korea who named himself Augustine. He was in his sixties, and didn't say anything for the first few weeks of my class. I began to wonder if he was understanding anything of what was going on. I asked him how long he had been studying English, and he told me he had been studying at our institute for a few years. I began thinking, "Oh... that's way too late to start. This explains why he is so quiet--he must not have very strong English skills." But after every class, he brought in a mystery novel and had a couple pages highlighted and he would ask me what a few words meant. I remember thinking, "Why are you trying to study something like a book, which is so far beyond your level?" Yet every week he would sit quietly through class and say little during discussion time, and at the end of class, he would quietly walk up to me with a mystery novel with more pages highlighted and ask me what a few idioms  or phrases meant.

Then one day he spoke.

We were having a discussion about the purpose and meaning of life, and out of nowhere, slowly, carefully, eloquently, and clearly... he spoke.

I was awestruck. He still had some pronunciation difficulties, but the complexity of his grammar and vocabulary stunned me. I couldn't believe it!

"What do you mean?" one of the twenty-something students asked him. I found myself stammering and grasping for words to explain the very deep and complex thoughts Augustine had just articulated in simpler English to the younger students. I felt like a skilled magician had replaced my student Augustine with an entirely different person. Everything I knew before was wrong.

I had to figure him out. I asked him more questions and he responded to each of them so thoughtfully. Clearly, I was mistaken about this one. I talked to him later and he said he had no English-speaking friends and hadn't studied English past high school, but that he really enjoyed reading mystery novels and crime dramas, and that he read them all the time.

This experience has taught me to question my assumptions about three things, 1) quiet students, 2) older students, and 3) the value of reading for personal enjoyment.

In my last blog post, I mentioned a 2007 article about the power of extensive reading by Willy A. Renandya. I thought it would be good to expand on that a bit:

Basically, there are two kinds of reading, intensive reading and extensive reading.

Intensive reading is the kind of reading we typically do in school: A teacher chooses a book, has a goal in mind that the students will gain from it, and then has the students read it. Naturally there is a test of some sort.

Extensive reading, on the other hand, is when students read a lot of different stuff and they read it for their own fun and enjoyment (usually they say "reading for pleasure" but I don't like that word for reading, personally). 

As you can imagine, extensive reading is very different from the kind of reading we typically do in school (which is intensive). There is something different going on in your brain when you are reading something you WANT to read, reading at your own pace, and just freely enjoying yourself.

It turns out, students who read extensively for enjoyment perform better on reading tests as seen in the figures below:
If you're a teacher, I hope you're encouraging your students to read for fun, and if you're a student, I hope you're reading for more than just class or the TOEFL or IELTS or whatever. Find something you enjoy reading about and do it! You will improve your English, and you might have some fun along the way.

Have a good one, and good luck out there!

-Bill
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"Well, it sounds right, but is it?"

7/21/2013

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I was reading an article about lexical chunking by Ben Zimmer, and he mentioned the growing popularity of corpus linguistics in ESL language instruction to teach "chunks." Basically groups of words and collocations like "How's it going?" function like one word. I'm sure you've experienced someone walking by saying, "howzitgowin?" like it was one word (if not, listen closely next time someone greets you!). This is somewhat related to pragmatics, which is the field of linguistic study that focuses on language rituals and context. 

Being a corpus enthusiast myself, the article caught my attention when I saw the objections of Michael Swan to the bandwagon approach in using corpora in the ESL classroom:

“Native English speakers have tens or hundreds of thousands — estimates vary — of these formulae at their command... a student could learn 10 a day for years and still not approach native-speaker competence."

I appreciate Swan's realistic appraisal, but it wouldn't do much for my confidence as a second language learner. It reminds me of what my Japanese tutor told me when I was beginning to learn kanji (Chinese characters):

"It's really hard until you get to 300 or so."

I laughed when I heard this. I knew 10 at the time, and could not imagine committing 290 more to memory, but as I got closer to 300 kanji, I started to notice regularities and patterns and they did become easier to learn. How do we know English collocations and chunks aren't the same?

Call me a dreamer, but I think it's always good to try--even if a task seems impossible. To me, lacking the motivation or will to learn something is the kiss of death for actually learning it, and nothing can be more demotivating than someone telling you there is no point in trying. I think learning chunks of language can help students grasp vocabulary more accurately (as opposed to memorizing lists of words only), and I think reading is the best way students can come across these language structures more frequently and see the chunks in action (see Renandya's (2007) article on the power of extensive reading).

What I really want to say is if you're a language learner, don't give up!

-Bill
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How Academic are You?

7/14/2013

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I like to tell my students that there is no such thing as difficult vocabulary--only unfamiliar vocabulary. If you know a word, then it's not difficult. But how do you know if a word is a word you should know?

Here is a text analyzer where you can input a text sample and it will categorize and color-code the words based on frequency. Here is a paragraph from an article on former president of Egypt, Mohamed Mursi:
Mursi's opponents say these demonstrations are still much smaller than the ones that brought him down. However, the Brotherhood has shown its organizational muscle by keeping its vigil running into a third week and bringing in coachloads of supporters from the provinces during the Ramadan fasting month.
You can enter this text into the analyzer and it will color-code it like this:
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All words that show up in the top 500 are highlighted blue, and all words that occur from 501-3000 are green, and words that are not in the top 3000 are highlighted yellow. If you don't know some of the blue words, then you need to study more, because they are the top 500 English words (they are the most common, so you should know them)!

If you don't know a word that's highlighted yellow, on the other hand, then you shouldn't feel so bad since the word is not so common (when is the last time you heard someone use the words opponents, demonstrations, organizational, and supporters at the dinner table with Mom and Dad?).

If you click on the section marked ACAD, it will show words that are associated with academic writing:
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I think this is a wonderful tool for non-native speakers to be able to compete with native speakers in writing, as well as measure their understanding of English vocabulary. It may take an ESL writer years to develop a native-like intuition about vocabulary usage, but I think this can serve as a good support in the meantime.

PLEASE NOTE: Some students seeing this tool for the first time have the mistaken impression that academic writing consists of 100% academic vocabulary. This is not the case! You still need common words to connect your sentences. In my experience, academic sources usually measure from 15-30% academic vocabulary (depending on the topic).

Play around with this. If you're brave, enter a sample from something you've written and report your results in the comments below: How academic are you?

-Bill
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